Suddenly feel like cock-saucing. Hmm.

Sriracha sauce. It's basically Thailand's answer to Tabasco. I don't know. As creepily, absurdly funny The Oatmeal's remarks and obsession over it, he convinced me that I should try it.

Yes, he's so obsessed with what the Americans dubbed as 'rooster sauce' (when it isn't even MADE of an actual rooster), he made ME wanna go obsessed about it even thought I never had one by answering this quiz he made to see if I am a Sriracha addict! I must try it... now that this ain't half bad lady mentioned The Oatmeal AND use Sriracha sauce in a stir fry! Wanna try it sometime!

Oh, and see if you are an even BADDER Sriracha beast yourself! 

P/S: Not promoting any particular brand of Sriracha sauce in any way. I just feel like posting about it for no reason.

Hai.

Bersarang bai. Kbye.

#thatshitrhymesyo

Hello.

Wow. What happened? Life happened... as well as life lags. Well, mostly the lags.

A new day.

Just wanna start things of in yet another year. Yeah, that's it. :)

Some other ways to make things clean.

I, for one, have nothing against demos and shit (you know what I'm talking about), but there are many other fun and relaxing ways of doing protests. One of them is this;

Any of you going to the rally tomorrow, be safe, and be smart. Also bear in mind that there's more than one way to protest. Tonight, for example, I played futsal wearing all yellow. With my red boots, I think I looked like Big Bird from Sesame Street running around on the pitch.

This is brought to you by an email I got long ago from a lecturer of mine prior to the second wave of the rally. It's cute, right? So yeah, the would-be violence that might spark on tomorrow's third protest is one way of expressing your disgust over corrupt and dirty elections/politics (or any other corruptions that goes along with it), but for those of the weak-hearted or the gleeful kind... OR the intellectual kind, you could do this or your own crazy ways of protesting instead. This is merely a suggestion, yo. It's really up to you guys to decide.

All I'm saying is, be smart, and always hope for the best for the future of your own country, despite the deep shit we're totally in right now. :)

P/S: Still in the mofoking writer's block.

What do you call the reversal of a reversed reverse psychology?

MADNESS!
Why complicate the simplest of things, anyway?

366 + 194.

Just checked out my old blog's statistics. It seems that I've blogged since the year 2008. It's already five years. Wow. Yet, the total posts I have only amounts to one year and a few months (I hate maths; don't ask me to calculate the accurate values, damn it).

Most of the 194 posts consist of my life's content; and they're pathetic. While the 366 (and counting) mostly consists of what I think about life; but too much meh.

I still got a long way to go. Still empty, despite the numbers. Let's see how long can I keep this up; writing about my thoughts on life and shit, and how dependent I am towards the Internet to make my life interesting. Life's more than the Internet, dear journal writer. Hope you'll find the meaning of it without having to solely depend on the Net to document the trivial details of your uninteresting views on life for the public to see. It's you who wants to enjoy life, dear writer; not them. Plant that inside your brain, comprende?

Flashback quote #1:

A tweet from 13/11/2011:

Sekali lagi aku menjadi manusia yang aku sendiri tak berapa berkenan. Betullah; people change.

ABAH! You are one CUTE, RANDOM rockstar! :D

THIS is sex.

If this didn't make anyone pregnant, I don't know what would.

Dear attention whores of Facebook (me included), here's YOU:

Mad props to SMOSH Pit for the pic.

Meet my new best friend.

I was strolling in Wonderland, where I could swore I couldn't remember of having to see Yuna's concert with much of my faculty mates in a resort of sorts. I couldn't care less about saying hi to her, so I ignored her and took a stroll some more. Then, I found this guy who ignored the call of one half of The Smeezingtons for his rehearsal for his upcoming tour with Malaysia as one of the hot spots to hang out with me instead.

Me and Bruno Mars. XDD

Everyone, meet Bruno Mars; a very cool looking, quite charming, funny and a heck of a badass Malay/English/Manglish-speaking Hawaiian sensation! XD

P/S:
1. THIS is not REAL (OBVIOUSLY?). This is an alternate version of the dude that came from within my dream (but I'm not kidding when I said that he's a Hawaiian). Oh man, how I wish that was real... cause it felt real. I mean, he could be one heck of a best friend to me!
2. This is my third in-my-head best friends; the first and second ones would be Backstreet Boys and YUI respectively. 
3. Haha... I'm pathetic, I know. :P
4. This entry is a result of heavy procrastination, biotch!

Soalan yang sangat epik.

Adik: Abah! Malam tadi siapa last kat bawah?
Abah: Abah. Kenapa?
Adik: Abah tau tak pintu tak kunci malam semalam?!
Abah: Oh? Ada barang hilang ke?

Tak ada orang lain yang mampu tanya soalan se-epik tu zaman sekarang ni! XD

INN (Iki News Network).

WOW. FINALLY something interesting to blog about! This time, I'm doing it in a different fashion; news report style! And surprisingly, it all happened here at the humble community where me and my family currently staying. Enjoy. :)

P/S:
1. Please ignore the cheesy main title up there, okay?
2. These are true stories!

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7-Eleven Day sucks.
The Malaysian subsidiary of the 24-7 convenient store DO NOT offer free Slurpees that day. BOO!

TTDI JAYA, 7 NOV: Everyone should check the calendar yesterday and look very closely at the date. Yesterday was November 7th 2010, or 7/11/2010. In commemoration of the awesome date which happens to be a name of the infamous 24/7 convenient store, 7-Eleven, they are offering free Slurpees on that day. Unfortunately, according to two faithfuls of the convenient store franchise, who were asked by their sister to go to the nearest 7-Eleven after she got a tweet from her friend saying "Free Slurpees on 7-Eleven Day!" it was a big disappointment. After one of the duo asked the employees of the store, turns out that the promotion only applies to the Australian subsidiary of the store. The two sighed and then left the store to eat lunch at a local nasi kandar restaurant.

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Damn! It got real steamy! 
A local never-before-opened-for-business-as-long-as-the-writer-can-remember restaurant was burnt to ashes yesterday.

The said restaurant having its heavy smokes being dozed off by the local fire dept.

TTDI JAYA, 7 NOV, 6.xx PM: The Alis (the artistic way of saying The Radzalis), along with other TTDI Jaya inhabitants have witnessed this disaster. A local never-before-opened-for-business-as-long-as-the-writer-can-remember restaurant was burnt to ashes yesterday.

According to one of the handsomest Alis ever, Iki.Ali (19) told INN that this was not what his family was expecting. He told us that the Alis was actually trying to fix Sy.Ali (17), Iki.Ali's young brother's bike at a nearby bike shop just along the line of the totally crisped out, badly named STEAM - BOAT CORNER RESTAURANT, a possible reason on why anyone never saw this restaurant went open for business. "I was like... damn! This is just rad!" that was the reaction given by Iki.Ali." Sy.Ali added; "This was like the next best thing after the infamous flood that flourished the name of this 'hood!"

Everyone LOVES a good show.

The police came to investigate.

Because this incident was a rarity, it had garnered favourable reviews from the inhabitants of Taman TTDI Jaya (an alternate name for the neighbourhood which can be a mouthful when 'TTDI' is expanded). They are simply shocked as hell, but instead of feeling scared, they just simply stare at it like they are watching a blockbuster film. Based on another testimony by Radzali bin Adam (he's the Big Ali, who just turned 56 last Saturday), at first they were thinking if it was the bike shop that went toast, and the bike they carry along won't ever get the chance to be revived ever again. "But thank God it was just the restaurant," Radzali added.

 

The side view of the restaurant.

Good job, guys.

The local fire department, presumably from the neighbouring community Bukit Jelutong, were trying their best to control the situation. And they did a very good job.

The water supplies sucks, so they had to bring in more firetrucks.

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6 years later... they meet again.
Former school bus driver reunites with two customers after 6 years.

TTDI JAYA, 7 NOV, 7.xx PM: Another shocking story being reported from two of the Alis exclusively for INN. After witnessing a steamboat restaurant being set on fire and at the same time waiting for a bike to be fixed, Iki.Ali and Sy.Ali went for a walk home. As they were walking and talking, a taxi suddenly stopped beside them. Then, taxi door suddenly opened. Iki.Ali, Sy.Ali and the passenger inside the taxi were all surprised. It turns out that the taxi driver was their former bus driver back when their real mother was still alive, circa 2002; around 6 years ago, said Sy.

Iki.Ali added, "Whoah... this guy is the shiz! I mean, he had a lot of customers back when he was a bus driver! I'm quiet surprised that he remembered who's who! He must've been doing his previous job very sincerely." "What's more awesome was that his taxi came from our backs instead of facing us! How could he recognise us from the back after 6 years of not seeing each other?" said Sy, adding more clarification to Iki's statement. According to the Alis again, he seemed to be the same old friendly person they know and respect. He even asked whether their dad is well. After that short reunion, all of them went separate ways. "Damn, today was the most random day ever!" said Iki.Ali.

This is how Facebook owns Myspace.

Alyssa is my CURRENT classmate / faculty mate / university mate.

While, Farah... I mean... FAFA, is an OLD classmate / schoolmate.

Because of some weird, out-of-whack reasons, all three of us are somehow related.

It's official MySpace, Facebook owns you by a long shot, even if you're gonna revamp yourself this week (ZING!).

Earwax.

Take a cotton bud (or just use your finger if you don't give a fuck about hygiene), stick it into your ear, and roll it good. Hit the right spot, wiggle a little, then take it out. What will you have?

EARWAX!

Look at the cotton bud, and see the results. If it's this much...

 ... then, what have you been listening to all these times? Nothing? If that's the case... you're just pathetic. That means you didn't even once feel the joy of diggin' it good into those ears of yours! Which also means that you're a stubborn jackass; you listen to no one and no thing! Boo!

But if it's a buttload of ear waxes like this...

(Use your head. It's just too disgusting to be displayed here. :P)

...it probably means that you sir, are a great listener! I'm guessing that you've been put through lots of shit during a short period of your time; good songs, bad songs, nags, advices, lectures... you know, all sorts of bullshit. And when there's too much bullshit in your ears, you may wanna dig away! I think you'll agree with me that picking your ears is the next best thing after taking a good dump! Yay! :D

P/S: This might be just a stupid theory I made up, but maybe it has some logic here? I don't know. You'll be the judge of that.

Even Linkin Park? Damn!

Mad props to MS for doing this! XD
Oh! Don't forget to click here and see Keanu with other Linkin Park members!

If you had no idea what's this about, please... know your meme first (and about The Matrix too, in case you're just really dumb)! I've decided to create a conversation between these two to spice things up. C'mon Keanu... don't frown, man! :P

P/S: For more variants and trivia of this meme, check it out here!

The importance of having two different cars when you're married.

Here are some tips regarding this issue. Should you get married sometime in the future, make sure that the hubby and wifey have their own cars; but they must be different in terms of the market price and their exclusiveness. This is crucial if the public wants to recognise which car belongs to who, and who has the most badass job; the hubby or the wifey. Here are some recommendations:

The husband

The car should be a very practical one. Which means that the car have to withstand errands such as going to work, go to the grocery store, pick-and-drop your kids to somewhere, or pick up heavy duty stuff so that in the end, the car will gonna have to be serviced regularly.

The wife (especially the 'gold digger', 'old hag' types)

The car has to be more superior than the husband's. You gotta make sure that the car is actually what the husband really desires or deserves to get. As for the car's usage, it must be solely use for special occasions such as for own personal usage, grand dinners, wedding receptions, or balik kampung, so that everyone would be in awe of the car and totally blushed the hell out of the driver (in a bad way, and in this case, it's not the owner who drives it). The heavier tasks must only be handled should the lesser car is in dire need of some assistance. It is also essential to beat the crap out of anyone (in addition to yelling) who dares to scratch even a tiny bit of any parts of the car even if the damage is barely visible.

P/S: If you think these tips can help you, then hell you're wrong! This is just a big fat joke!

Eeyore is a junkie.

Mad props to THREE.SIX.TWO

Wow. That coming out from this guy...

...will makes it sounds like this if it's misinterpreted.

C'mon, Disney. It's enough that you, sometimes (well, nowadays), produce sell-outs like THE Jonas Brothers, but this is just plain wrong, dudes. :P

Flight distance from IKI to ALI.

EPIC.
I just feel like doing this. Haha.

A while back, a friend of mine tried to search for my blog on Yahoo!, and this came out. Oh, my name is so epic (mad props to D.A., again, for giving me such an awesome nick! :D)! And I was like; "My name is also names of actual places?". I clicked it, and...

There you go! XD