Splitting the DNA.

God, damn it.

Having different alter egos with distinctive quirks and personalities are just hard to manage. Those alter egos are probably like our emotions; before you are even thinking of talking things out to that particular emotion, it changes in the blink of an eye; unless you have some sort of contraption that can manage each of those emotions and program them to constantly control themselves.

This split-personality theory is a fucking pain-in-the-ass if you ask me. I mean... you know what happens to the infamously fictional Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, do ya?

Mad props to ~psychohazard for the creation of this painting

Dr. Smarty Pants over here... I mean. Dr. Jekyll thinks that he could explore the depths of human personalities by simply making a potion that could split the good and the bad; and tested it on himself. Later, he found out that splitting his angelic and demonic sides was a bad idea, as it's hard enough for him to keep each of his sides a fair and balanced attendance. He bought it to himself. In the end, he could not take it; so he ended his life (at least that was I thought he did... y'know; suicide?). To simply put it; micro-management is the key to a human's sanity. If that's way out of the line, you'll be in one heck of a fucking battle; a battle with yourself.

P/S:

This is a fucking metaphor for having too much Internet / social networking accounts on the Internet AND our own twisted brains' way of trying to make itself a unique being. I'm just saying.