Here are some tips regarding this issue. Should you get married sometime in the future, make sure that the hubby and wifey have their own cars; but they must be different in terms of the market price and their exclusiveness. This is crucial if the public wants to recognise which car belongs to who, and who has the most badass job; the hubby or the wifey. Here are some recommendations:
The husband
The car should be a very practical one. Which means that the car have to withstand errands such as going to work, go to the grocery store, pick-and-drop your kids to somewhere, or pick up heavy duty stuff so that in the end, the car will gonna have to be serviced regularly.
The wife (especially the 'gold digger', 'old hag' types)
The car has to be more superior than the husband's. You gotta make sure that the car is actually what the husband really desires or deserves to get. As for the car's usage, it must be solely use for special occasions such as for own personal usage, grand dinners, wedding receptions, or balik kampung, so that everyone would be in awe of the car and totally blushed the hell out of the driver (in a bad way, and in this case, it's not the owner who drives it). The heavier tasks must only be handled should the lesser car is in dire need of some assistance. It is also essential to beat the crap out of anyone (in addition to yelling) who dares to scratch even a tiny bit of any parts of the car even if the damage is barely visible.
P/S: If you think these tips can help you, then hell you're wrong! This is just a big fat joke!
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